There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"it" just moved
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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