I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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