dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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