Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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