Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sorry about my life...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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