So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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