Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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