remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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