I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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