I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
this just has baby written all over it
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
