just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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