As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
