My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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