So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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