for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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