Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need help removing her.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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