Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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