How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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