have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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