Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
areolas are like halos for boobs.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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