this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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