Where did you get a picture of my penis
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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