sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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