But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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