She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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