It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You're a waste of cheezeits
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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