i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
