end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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