Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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