Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
