question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Terrible idea I love it
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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