My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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