Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Your topless pictures make me question reality
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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