you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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