I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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