11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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