He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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