Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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