they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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