I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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