I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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