I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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