Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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