Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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