Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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