is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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