Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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