dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Randomize
