Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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