Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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