how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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