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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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